Monday, April 16, 2012

What it Means to Vote for Mitt Romney

The first and fourth one would pretty much ensure that I'd die in less than a year. I wish this was just hyperbole, but it isn't. I hope voters understand these issues and take them seriously to get out and vote against this con artist, Romney. I'm just going to say a little of my situation for those who don't know anyone who will be directly affected by these two issues.

Insurance companies automatically dismiss me. They're not going to take on someone who has two major (often fatal) medical conditions. Medicare is the only thing keeping me alive. I'm in the middle of a health crisis right now. I have to see 4 different doctors just to manage my health, because no doctors are trained in the multiple specialties my care requires. I epitomize the kind of cases you see depicted on those stupid shows like "House" and "ER".

I'm down to a size 2 right now. If I lose just a little more weight, at least I'll qualify for one of those pretty white mausoleums that tourists love so much.

Please vote, people. I'm begging. There is pretty much no degrading thing that I would not do, if it would insure that I get to have a few more years with the love of my life and my only child. Do I need to tap dance? I'll do it. Do I need to shine shoes while wearing a big ol' sh*t-eating grin? I swear I won't complain. I just want to live.

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