Thursday, September 17, 2009

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Just Like Christmas

My ex-mother-in-law sent this to me via e-mail. I thought it was kinda cute and since it's still hurricane season and Christmas will be here before we know it, I decided to share it here.

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

Number Ten: Decorating the house (with plywood).

Number Nine: Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

Number Eight: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven: Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

Number Six: Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five: Family and friends from out of state calling you.

Number Four: Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

Number Three: Days off from work.

Number Two: Candles.

And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:

At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!


BLESSD1 said...

Frickin brilliant, funny, and yet...a little disturbing!

totallyasdf said...

ha. that is fantastic, especially since i'm a refugee from florida!