|Your Linguistic Profile:|
|55% General American English|
|0% Upper Midwestern|
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
|Your Heart Is Green|
Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out.
When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life.
Your flirting style: Laid back
Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking
Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm
What you bring to relationships: Balance
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Anyone who does not think that the cat is the most adorable animal on the face of the planet, shall immediately report to my hospital bed for prompt lobotomization. You can find more of this artist's magnificent work on Tigers Deluxe.
"The dog is an emotionally shallow animal."----Jack to Greg (Ben Stiller), regarding the superiority of cats over dogs in the movie "Meet The Parents"
"See, Greg, if you yell at a dog, his ears will go down and his tail will cover his genitals even if he's done nothing wrong. It's very easy to break a dog. But cats make you work for their affection. Cats don't sell out like dogs do."----Jack to Greg
Sunday, January 21, 2007
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
Friday, January 19, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
The German has vowed to wear at least one piece of fan gear every single day until they play against Chicago next week. We'd have preferred for them to play against Seattle because then the game would have been held here at home. However, I'm hoping that whatever grace God has extended this city so far will keep rubbing off on our boys in black and gold even while they are playing in that monstrous-looking the "Soldier's Field" stadium out there in Chicago.
As a side note, I happened to live in Chicago back when they renovated Soldier's Field. It was absolutely horrible to look at and I kept hoping that maybe once it all came together, it would actually look nice. Boy, was I wrong! Everyone here says that the renovated stadium looks like a UFO crashed right in the middle of a Roman coliseum. I'd rather have to sit in the Superdome during a hurricane rather than watch a single football game from inside of Soldier's Field!
Speaking of football, I am still pinching myself at the news that David Beckham is going to be playing in the United States Major League Soccer for the L.A. Galaxy team. This man is basically the most famous athlete on the face of the earth and he's going to be playing HERE, in the United States! He had discussed the possibility of playing in America in an interview last year saying that he would honestly like to play in the U.S.A. one day but I was almost sure that he was joking. However, I guess he really was serious after all! When the L.A. Galaxy plays in Texas, The German and I have already made up our minds to attend the game. This has been the best week in sports that I can ever recall. Go Saints! Chicago watch out because "The Saints Are Coming"!
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
|You Passed 8th Grade Science|
Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct!
|Your Depression Level: 64%|
You seem to have moderate depression.
Your symptoms are bad enough that they're effecting your everyday life.
You would benefit greatly from professional help.
I guess I can tell my psychiatrist that he doesn't need to file for unemployment benefits just yet. ;)
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Okay, I know that some folks may not like this and I'll admit that it is a bit irreverent but given my various allergies (including a mild wheat allergy), this really made me laugh a bit so I decided to share it with everyone else.